Deep in the Valley of "No"

"Miriam, do you want a cheesestick?"
"No."
"Do you need the potty?"
"No!"
"Do you want to read a book?"
"No!"
"Let's put on your shirt!"
"NO."
"Time to get in the chariot."
"Nope."
"What's in your hand?"
"Noooooooo."
"Do you want an ice pop?"
"Nononononononono."
"Miriam, bedtime!"
"No mama no mama HAAAAAAALP."